Commenter Draft: Animal DNA to Combine with the Human Genome

Today’s draft supposes this: scientists have selected YOU to be the subject of their horrific, God-angering plan to combine animal DNA with the human genome. You will gain the awesome traits of one animal, but not in a sexy way like Spider-Man, who gets to crawl on walls and have super-strength while still looking human. [...]

Source: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/06/commenter-draft-animal-dna-to-combine-with-the-human-genome.html

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